Well hello there!
I have been cursed. Its a curse passed down from my mother, and who knows where she got it. What am I cursed with you ask? I attract crazy people like no one I have ever seen.
Past boyfriends, past employers and co-workers, random people on the street/bus/restaurant etc.
If something weird was going to happen to someone, it would be me. 100%. Some times I can even see it coming. Not that I will these strange happenings to happen to me, they just do! Crazy people LOVE us!! There can be 50 other people on the city bus but I’ll be the one the drunken dumbass has to come over and tell their lifes story. From being forgotten about at restaurants to being proposed to on the city bus. Been there done that.
I can’t even escape weirdo’s in my dreams! I have the craziest imagination! Tell you alllll about it!
Read on if you think you can handle my rants about work and idiots I come into contact with on a daily basis.